I was on a coach on the way up to Cape Cod at the weekend. For the first time in many-a-moon I’d neglected to bring along the iPod and my lovely Sony MDR V500 headphones. This meant subjecting myself to the non-stop hiss of other people’s headphones, some granny behind me constantly “clicking” her gum like a 12 year old, snoaring, burping, folk talking trash and all sorts of 7-hour coach journey unpleasantness…

What made me smile was the way-too-loud driver shouting over the PA system “Please show consideration to fellow passengers by keeping your cell conversations quiet and short!” He announced this 4 times in one hour at ear splitting volume.

Weird thing was, nobody was on their phone – he was the only burk shouting…anyway, perhaps we could paint the pillock’s head with this stuff?

Just a thought…