PSFK Ideas: Verizon As The New Jail Sentence

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There is no longer any need to build any more prisons. No longer any need to send anyone to jail. Just let them try to get a query about their DSL service answered by Verizon’s customer service. If you made even the hardened criminals suffer the redirects, scripted prompts, wait-times, international departments, American-accent voice activated system, wait-times, redirects and dead-ends; they would repent and never return to crime again.

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  1. Hey, at least Verizon didn’t set your house on fire. These people weren’t so fortunate:

    http://www.networkworld.com/community/node/18314

  2. Hey Piers,

    Now, now – I would be careful not to complain or Verizon may just drop you – just like Sprint did to their customers! :)

    I’m with you. Verizon is a bear. I am so happy that I am no longer with them.

    mm

  3. Actually, while I’m all for bashing lousy customer service, the Verizon DSL help line has been surprisingly good for me.

    I’ve never waited on hold > 5 minutes, and their techs are polite, knowledgeable, English-speaking and happy to explain the root cause of problems to my satisfaction.

    I must admit I dreaded that first call, but it all came out right fairly quickly. Maybe I’m lucky, but I’m *impressed*. And relieved. And thankful.

    (Pretty sad compliment that we now expect lousy service from our telecoms & airline providers, eh?)

    Paul McN: Don’t know if it was there when you posted the link, but note the Verizon PR guy’s correction of the supposed facts of the incident. Not nearly as good a story but I do like that they weighed in.

  4. I tried to sign up for Verizon DSL when i got fed up with my slow TimeWarner cable connection and, what I thought at the time was, bad service. Now I realize why TimeWarner can claim to have best customer service on their ads because their competitors, such as Verizon, take bad service to new heights.

    So here is just a brief overview of my experience with Verizon. I signed up for self-installation. After waiting for two weeks for my line to be activated I found out that I to have a technician come to my house. I scheduled an appointment from 5-7 on a Tuesday night. Then the day before my appointment I get a call from Verizon informing me that they could not guarantee that the technician would come within the two hour window because they can only commit to arriving within a 6 hour window.

    I cancelled the appointment and tried to reschedule for a weekend but of course their technicians don’t work on Saturdays or Sundays – which ultimately means I would need to take off time from work to install the DSL (not a very customer-focused approach).

    At this point K realized that if it is so hard for them to set up a new customer then I had no faith in the quality of their service to existing customers. But my woes were not over yet. It took me another three weeks and 4 hours on the phone to be able to cancel the service and get Verizon out of my life. Thank god it is worth it.

  5. Had major issues trying to get DSL service from Verizon. Was trying to switch from Time Warner but after a month and a half of incopetence from Verizon we gave up (still took two additional weeks to be able to cancel the Verizon service).