Agents Seeking Movie, Book Adaptation for Facebook Status

More often than not the inane musings of bored employees and drunk students, one Facebook status update has been separated from the chaff by Beverly Hills’ United Talent Agency and literary agency Fletcher & Co., who are pitching it for a film. The status update in question?

“Lisa Hamilton Day‘s Pomeranian raided Chinese takeout bag overnight, opened and ate a fortune cookie. Her fortune: You have strong spiritual powers, and you should develop them.”

Agents representing Ms. Day are shopping around for a book and movie deal about her Pomeranian and its superpowers. And although Beverly Hills Chihuahua made millions of dollars, we’ll be holding our breath.

[via Defamer]