A Toronto-based artist is using Etsy to offer a strange service to customers rather than the usual selection of goods. For $12, you can use ‘Cagification‘ by Jazzberry Blue, which turns a photo of you into Nicolas Cage. The posting reads:
Have you ever wanted to look like Nicolas Cage..?
don’t be ashamed, i understand…
send me any photo via the contact button and i will turn you into Nic Cage within 2 hours. Neither you nor Mr Cage will be harmed in the process… you will receive the final JPEG in your inbox.
i dont want to do this, nor will i gain any personal satisfaction… im not some twisted nic cage fan, i dont even watch movies and i cant explain why he haunts my dreams…. i am doing this because i need 12$
For anyone who already looks like Nicolas Cage, the artist offers to make them look less like the actor for $6. Additional features like devilish eyes, a flying squirrel, black cat, or Christian Slater can be added to your photo for 99 cents each.