If you’re looking for a holiday gift for someone you’re not that fond of, a new mail order company is offering to send a ‘Fart by Mail‘. These bad odors come hermetically sealed in a polyethylene envelope.
If you order the standard version, which is recommended for the faint of heart, there is a warning message on the back to your friend explaining what they are holding.
Inside is a professionally printed audio greeting card containing a custom message from you, a heinous odor, and a graphic sound, which is released when it’s opened. If you select ‘stealth’ mode at the checkout, all of the warnings and messages from Fart By Mail on the package will be removed in order to give your friend an unpleasant surprise.
The mail order farts cost $8.99, with free shipping inside the U.S. If bad smells aren’t your thing, you could send a can of fresh air from your favorite city instead. Check out the Fart By Mail commercial below: