Massive Inflatable IceBerg Promises Summer Fun, Debt
If you're nothing like me, you have a massive swimming pool, a swimsuit-clad harem and six grand just burning a hole in your pocket. If this happens to describe your lifestyle then the new Aviva IceBerg is perfect for your every need. Just in time for the end of summer, you can now conquer the fourteen foot peak by climbing up one side with handles and sliding down the other. This opulent item requires a powerful airpump (available for an additional $100) and assumes that you have an amply deep and wide swimming area at your disposal. Despite all the clearly over-the-top features, we must admit it would make for a fantastic day in the pool. At least until someone wanders onto the wrong side of the iceberg and gets drilled by a fellow reveler.