The Onion files this brilliant ‘report' that Kentucky Fried Chicken have been ordered it to discontinue all broadcasts containing “false and misleading suggestions” that its heated chicken products are intended for consumption:

“KFC's claim that its fried offerings have ‘that taste you'll just love to eat' is in direct violation of federal regulations,” acting FCC chairman Michael Copps said. “The word ‘eat' is legally permissible only in reference to substances appropriate for human consumption. Any implication that a consumer could or should ‘enjoy' a KFC Crispy Strip fails to meet these standards, and presents an unlawful deception to consumers.”

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