“The strength of a prince with the yielding sensitivity of a princess-to-be.” This could be a particularly florid description of Kate and William as they faced the cameras to announce their engagement. But no, it’s actually the tagline for a royal wedding-themed condom.

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“The strength of a prince with the yielding sensitivity of a princess-to-be.” This could be a particularly florid description of Kate and William as they faced the cameras to announce their engagement. But no, it’s actually the tagline for a special, royal wedding-themed condom range on crownjewelscondoms.com.

“Like a royal wedding, intercourse with a loved one is an unforgettable occasion,” the website continues. And with this thought in mind it is offering a pack of three condoms in “a timeless souvenir heirloom collector’s box” to commemorate the big day.

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