New Sperm Donor Service Lets Moms Choose Celebrity Baby-Daddies
A new fertility bank promises users the possibility of genes that will produce a more attractive and successful child--who can also better mankind.
Current celebrity scandals abound over child custody, parental access and keeping track of all those “baby-daddies.” But this desire for celebrity sperm has not been quenched and its now a profitable business. Fame Daddy, “the world's first celebrity fathering experience” is offering your offspring the opportunity for “successful” genes.
The company's website boasts a plethora of famous sperm, but there's a catch: the donor remains completely anonymous and it's going to cost you ($24,000 to be exact). Interested women can go on the site and view profiles that identify their occupation, age and net worth. Then, you can privately email the service to begin the fertilization process. For those who aren't sure if they'd rather have an aristocrat or an athlete father their child, the Fame Daddy Donor Quiz will match your personality with “suitable” donors for you to choose from.