A new company is offering to mail bad smelling scents hermetically sealed in a polyethylene envelope.

If you’re looking for a holiday gift for someone you’re not that fond of, a new mail order company is offering to send a ‘Fart by Mail‘. These bad odors come hermetically sealed in a polyethylene envelope.

If you order the standard version, which is recommended for the faint of heart, there is a warning message on the back to your friend explaining what they are holding.

Inside is a professionally printed audio greeting card containing a custom message from you, a heinous odor, and a graphic sound, which is released when it’s opened. If you select ‘stealth’ mode at the checkout, all of the warnings and messages from Fart By Mail on the package will be removed in order to give your friend an unpleasant surprise.

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